Mad as a Marine Biologist

thaumoctopusmimicus: Extinction is forever, wear a condom. get free condoms and help endangered species at endangeredspeciescondoms.com Yes, this is literally a thing. I got this from my animal behavior TA. The Center for Biological Diversity will mark this year’s Earth Day by distributing 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms around the country. The Center collaborated with artist Roger Peet to create a special edition of the colorful condom packages featuring a suite of species — from the dwarf seahorse to the polar bear — threatened by the world’s growing human population. “Don’t go bare…Panthers are rare” “When you’re feeling tender…think about the Hellbender” “Wrap with care…Save the Polar Bear” And my favourite: “In the sack, save the Leatherback” I’m desperately trying to come up with a pun, but I’m drawing blanks. Better than shooting them…or is it? 

thaumoctopusmimicus:

Extinction is forever, wear a condom.

get free condoms and help endangered species at endangeredspeciescondoms.com

Yes, this is literally a thing. I got this from my animal behavior TA.

The Center for Biological Diversity will mark this year’s Earth Day by distributing 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms around the country. The Center collaborated with artist Roger Peet to create a special edition of the colorful condom packages featuring a suite of species — from the dwarf seahorse to the polar bear — threatened by the world’s growing human population.

“Don’t go bare…Panthers are rare”

“When you’re feeling tender…think about the Hellbender”

“Wrap with care…Save the Polar Bear”

And my favourite:

“In the sack, save the Leatherback”

I’m desperately trying to come up with a pun, but I’m drawing blanks. Better than shooting them…or is it? 

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    Not only am I a hopeless hermit,I also don’t get to save seahorses
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    Somebody buy me a pack of the sea turtle ones, please, for the love of all deities I NEED THEM!!!
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    “A TIGER IN BED IS BETTER THAN A TIGER DEAD” “ENJOY YOUR ORGASM WHILE SAVING AN ORGANISM” (wtf?! lol)
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